“What on Earth are you talking about, Homer?” – Marge Simpson
“The Code of the Schoolyard, Marge!  The rules that teach a boy to be a man.  Let’s see . . . don’t tattle . . . always make fun of those different from you . . . never say anything unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.” – Homer Simpson

Happy (belated) 20th Anniversary to Simpsons classic “Bart the General”!  (Original airdate: 4 February 1990)