“My god man, I’ve watered her down as far as she’ll go.  I cannot water no more!” – Groundskeeper Willie 

There were three competitive curling scenes in this episode.  They all started and ended the same way.  I don’t think they recycled any footage but, really, would it surprise you?  In between curling segments the audience was repeatedly clubbed in the face with the fact that Homer and Marge love each other and a number of clock killing montages, including a hallucination, a one joke opening ceremony, and a Fantasia take off that finally got us to the credits. 

Despite appearing and disappearing seemingly at random, Skinner and his mother had a plot . . . well “arc” is probably too strong a word.  Plot “dimple” maybe?  I’m not sure.  Also, Lisa and Bart were there and Bob Costas did his best Mitch Albom impression by pretending to satirize his profession. 

Anyway, continuing their policy of having one good joke per episode I did laugh at the “joyous” Swedes.  But even that little pleasure was sucked out when the Swedes came back near the end and did nothing.  Screen time must have been at a premium.  The real Bob Costas and the actual Olympics were on opposite this, so if we’re lucky the ratings will be just as awful as two weeks ago. 

2 responses to “Watered Down Orange Drink Has More Substance Than This”

  1. Jake Avatar

    Yeah, this episode was a 4/10, IMO. I ended up writing my reivew here:

    http://www.nohomers.net/showpost.php?p=2559459&postcount=29

    The No Homer’s Club are acting like this episode is a soon to be classic, just like every new episode.

  2. Celia Avatar
    Celia

    I’m moderately interested in the idea of the flashback part with Agnes Skinner (I like a good flashback), but in reality it’ll probably be dull, I can look up what happened on Wikipedia and it won’t be worth sitting through the rest of the episode full of dull sport and coupley crap. In fact, it sounds a bit like “The Great Wife Hope” in that way, but with more couples.