Quote of the Day

“The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too!” – Mrs. Glick

“But I’m not fruit, I’m a kid!” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s what the pumpkin said.” – Mrs. Glick
“Hi Lisa. We’re going to be in a pie!” – Ralph Wiggum

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