Quote of the Day

“My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.” – Barney Gumble
“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” – Lisa Simpson
“Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?” – Barney Gumble

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