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“Don’t ask me, I’m just hair. You head stopped eighteen inches ago.” – Marge Simpson’s Hair
“Still, there’s nothing more popular than a gracious winner.” – Marge Simpson’s Hair
“Oh, you better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don’t make friends by winning.” – Marge Simpson’s Scalp
“We’ve got a winning hand. We can take the rest of the tricks!” – Marge Simpson’s Brain

One response to “Quote of the Day”
Such a great gag.