I am opposed to most Simpsons merchandise for a number of reason, it tends to be crappy, it tends to be overpriced, it supports the continued existence of Zombie Simpsons. However, they do occasionally come up with something that is at least a little bit funny. Behold the Homer clock to the left. As the clock ticks Homer alternately raises (and eye fucks) either the donut or the beer. The photo certainly makes it look like a cheap plastic piece of crap, and the price of $40 seems awfully steep. But I’ve got to admit, it is at least a…
Day: March 9, 2010
The Awesome Power of Simpsons Quotes
One of the most widely acknowledged great things about The Simpsons that it is quotable in the extreme. Quoting the show in regular conversation is part and parcel of being a Simpsons fan, either reciting lines that apply in the situation or just randomly because they’re funny. If you grew up with, or just spend a lot of time with, someone else who does the same you can sometimes have whole conversations that are literally nothing but Simpsons quotes and when you do so it gives you that warm feeling of knowing that someone else loves the same things you…
Quote of the Day
“You’d think the players’ wives would be a little closer to the action.” – Marge Simpson “Actually this section is for the players’ ex-wives.” – Ex-Wife #1 “And then I found out that all the while there was this bimbo in Kansas City.” – Ex-Wife #2 “Throw at his head!” – Ex-Wife #1