“That story isn’t suitable for children.” – Lisa Simpson “Really? I keep my pants on in this version.” – Chief Wiggum Remember when Chief Wiggum used to go to speakeasies, porno theaters, and brothels? Zombie Simpsons thought that was a little dull, so they decided to spice things up by grafting a cliche-ridden romantic comedy plot onto him. It’s almost as though improbable melodrama is the only thing they know how to do. Along the way they managed to turn Wiggum into something even whinier and duller than their endlessly heartbroken Moe. In terms of sheer character destruction, that’s pretty…
Day: April 19, 2010
Quote of the Day
“Those guys must be millionaires…” – Bart Simpson “I’ll bet they get all kinds of girls…” – Nelson Muntz “I question the educational value of this assembly” – Ms. Hoover “Hey, it’ll be one their few pleasant memories when they’re pumping gas for a living.” – Mrs. Krabappel