Quote of the Day

“Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high-quality clothes?” – Marge Simpson
“No ma’am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears Activewear coming in this afternoon.” – Sales Clerk
“Oh, I give up.” – Marge Simpson
“What time and how burnt?” – Cletus Spuckler

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