Quote of the Day

“Here you go, Apu.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost of a jumbo cherry Squishee?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“No, not today. I need the dime.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, it is good to see you are learning a trade.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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