“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson It’s pretty rare these days that I notice something in The Simpsons that I’ve never noticed before, but even after all these years and Jebus knows how many rewatches, this show can still surprise me. I was watching “Three Men and a Comic…
Tag: Three Men and a Comic Book
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“Today, we wash Beulah. You know what that is?” – Mrs. Glick“Some old lady thing nobody’s heard about for fifty years?” – Bart Simpson“No, it was my wedding dress. But then I dyed it black and it became my mourning dress.” – Mrs. Glick So long, Cloris Leachman.
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“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“One more step and you’re a dead man.” – Bart Simpson “I have to go to the bathroom, Bart.” – Martin Prince “Yeah, right, so do I, but you don’t see me gettin’ up.” – Bart Simpson
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“No, not the iodine! Burn the germs off with a torch! Amputate my arm! But not the . . . ahhhhhh!” – Bart Simpson
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“Any questions?” – Buddy “Fallout Boy” Hodges “When Radioactive Man got injected with shrinking serum in issue two-thirty-four, how come his costume shrinks too?” – Milhouse van Houten “I am sure I don’t know. But I did just finish playing Rum Tum Tugger in the second national touring company of Cats. Anybody see it?” – Buddy “Fallout Boy” Hodges
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“Jack, please, I’m married.” – Soap Opera Woman “That must be what’s turning me on.” – Jack “Oh, stop it . . . some more . . .” – Soap Opera Woman “Filthy. . . . But genuinely arousing.” – Mrs. Glick Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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“Cool, what’s that?” – Bart Simpson “My very own idea for a comic book, little man! It’s about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!” – Otto
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“Homer, it’s really coming down. Could you check on the boys?” – Marge Simpson “They’re fine.” – Homer Simpson
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“Wait a minute! Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together, we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man #1 right now!” – Bart Simpson “Wow!” – Martin Prince & Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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“Americanize this, my good man.” – Bart Simpson “Okey-dokey.” – Bank Teller “All those coins were only worth three lousy cents?” – Bart Simpson “Let the good times roll.” – Bank Teller
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“I want you to clear out all the weeds. You do know which ones are weeds?” – Mrs. Glick “All of ’em?” – Bart Simpson “Good boy.” – Mrs. Glick
Reading Digest: Geek Gathering Post-Mortem Edition
“Young people of Springfield, as your mayor I’d like to welcome you to our annual funny book convention. And thank you for pumping almost three hundred dollars into the local economy. Your youthful high spirits have imparted a glow to this old war horse, you might say I feel like Radiation Man.” – Mayor Quimby “That’s Radioactive Man, jerk!” – Jimbo Jones “I stand corrected. Well, have fun, and be sure to clear out by six for the Shriners. Get that punk’s name, no one makes a fool out of Diamond Joe Quimby.” – Mayor Quimby We have a ton…
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“Can you let me have it for forty dollars?” – Martin Prince “Forty bucks? Forget it! You made me get off my stool for that?” – Comic Book Guy “It’s all I’ve got! I sold seeds, I visited my aunt in the nursing home, I fished a dime out of the sewer for God’s sake!” – Martin Prince Happy Birthday Russi Taylor!
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“Today, we wash Beulah. You know what that is?” – Mrs. Glick “Some old lady thing nobody’s heard about for fifty years?” – Bart Simpson “No. It was my wedding dress. But then I dyed it black and it became my mourning dress.” – Mrs. Glick
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“Excuse me, sir, has anyone turned in a left Vulcan ear?” – Martin Prince “Let’s see, uh, we got a utility belt, couple of tri-corders, a light saber . . . sorry, kid.” – Comic Convention Lost and Found Guy
Reading Digest: Comic Book Edition
“Who’re you supposed to be?” – Comic Convention Guy “I’m Bartman!” – Bart Simpson “Never heard of him, full price.” – Comic Convention Guy We’ve got several comic book links this week, but the first one is over the moon outstanding. On top of that there’s another piece of banana art, another Harry Shearer interview, lots of lists, a Julie Kavner update, and what may be the most awesome Kang (or is it Kodos?) t-shirt ever made. Enjoy. The Line It Is Drawn #62 – Comic Book Characters/Simpsons Characters – Smooth Charlie’s Click of the Week is almost too awesome…
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“Ah, these Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to combat evil.” – Radioactive Man “Gee willikers, Radioactive Man, wished I was old enough to smoke Laramies.” – Fallout Boy “Sorry, Fallout Boy, not until you’re sixteen.” – Radioactive Man Happy 20th anniversary to “Three Men and a Comic Book”! Original airdate 9 May 1991.
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“Who’s that?” – Bart Simpson “Oh, that’s my brother Asa. He was killed in the Great War. Held a grenade too long.” – Mrs. Glick “This one’s for you Kaiser Bill, special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in D Company. Yeah, Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn Bob, and Reggie, yeah, even Reggie, he ain’t so stuck up once you get to-” – Asa
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“Ugh, I am through with working. Working is for chumps.” – Bart Simpson “Son, I’m proud of you! I was twice your age before I figured that out.” – Homer Simpson