“Well, listen to me Mr. Bigshot, if you’re looking for the kind of employee who takes abuse and never sticks up for himself, I’m your man!  You can treat me like dirt and I’ll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream!  And if you don’t like it, I can change!” – Homer Simpson
“Hold the phone, Smithers.  I like your attitude, feisty yet spineless.” – C.M. Burns