“Miss Simpson, how can you maintain your skepticism in spite of the fact that this thing really, really looks like an angel?” – Kent Brockman “I just think it’s a fantasy. If you believe in angels, then why not unicorns or sea monsters or leprechauns?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, that’s a bunch of baloney, Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!” – Kent Brockman There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September, so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more…
Day: August 4, 2010
Quote of the Day
“Okay piglet, start squealing! Where’d you get the lemons for this lemonade?” – Martin Prince “This is Country Time lemonade mix, there’s never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!” – Shelbyville Kid