Crazy Noises: Natural Born Kissers

“Oh, we drank so much that night.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit.” – Homer Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September, so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9.  Why Season 9?  Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons.  Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the one with the bored federal agents pretending to…