“Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter’s work out of those lowlifes.” – C.M. Burns
“Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?” – Mr. Smithers
“Hmm, perhaps.  Tell you what, we come back and everyone’s slaughtered?  I owe you a coke.” – C.M. Burns