“Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.” – Homer Simpson
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An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .
WTF is “Not Lotto Picks Weekly”? Is this something like the “Not People” magazine?
It’s “Hot”, not “Not”. Though it does kind of look like “Not” in my crappy, compressed screen grab.
Oh. Then it’s just filler, not a joke. Shane’s right, thou, in ZS Homer would’ve held a laptop Bart’s face would’ve probably missed coloring.
If it was Zombie Simpsons they probably wouldn’t even have bothered giving the magazine a joke title.
…and there would’ve probably been Hand Moleman lying between them two for no reason.
How is that not a joke? The lottery is completely random; only Homer would read something like that.
It’s a joke. It’s reminiscent of when Homer watches “Loaf Time: The Cable Network for the Unemployed”, which promises more tips on how to win the lottery. Because if you’re dumb enough to spend money on lottery tickets, you might also be dumb enough to spend money trying to overcome statistically overwhelming odds.
Never noticed that before.
The Simpsons is truly a gift that keeps on giving.