A Milhouse Divided3

“Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.” – Homer Simpson

8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    WTF is “Not Lotto Picks Weekly”? Is this something like the “Not People” magazine?

    1. Charlie Sweatpants Avatar
      Charlie Sweatpants

      It’s “Hot”, not “Not”. Though it does kind of look like “Not” in my crappy, compressed screen grab.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        Oh. Then it’s just filler, not a joke. Shane’s right, thou, in ZS Homer would’ve held a laptop Bart’s face would’ve probably missed coloring.

  2. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    If it was Zombie Simpsons they probably wouldn’t even have bothered giving the magazine a joke title.

  3. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    …and there would’ve probably been Hand Moleman lying between them two for no reason.

  4. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    How is that not a joke? The lottery is completely random; only Homer would read something like that.

    1. Charlie Sweatpants Avatar
      Charlie Sweatpants

      It’s a joke. It’s reminiscent of when Homer watches “Loaf Time: The Cable Network for the Unemployed”, which promises more tips on how to win the lottery. Because if you’re dumb enough to spend money on lottery tickets, you might also be dumb enough to spend money trying to overcome statistically overwhelming odds.

  5. El Stevo Avatar
    El Stevo

    Never noticed that before.

    The Simpsons is truly a gift that keeps on giving.