Conspiracy Nuts Think Zombie Simpsons Predicts Nuclear Holocaust on Saturday

“Scary, no?  And this guy’s head of the Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa!” – Bart Simpson Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your tinfoil hats, because YouTube user “truthwillfindyoubru” is about to avert a nuclear holocaust this Saturday!  I found it on a blog called “2012 THE AWAKENING”, the url of which is “ascendingstarseed”, so you know this is completely legitimate and above board.  Feast your Stonecutter-Illuminati-Black Ops-Freemason-Cult of Darius-CIA/MI6/007 eyes on this: Or, you know, don’t.  Really.  Don’t.  But I did, all ten minutes and forty-four idiotic seconds of it. The basic premise here is that…

Quote of the Day

“Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.” – Homer Simpson