Quote of the Day


“Ah, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun.  I never want to leave this bed.  Uh oh, gotta take a whiz.  Think man, think.  Think, think, think . . . I better get up.” – Homer Simpson

6 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. I think about this quote every time I’m laying in bed, have to piss and don’t want to get up. I love how Homer tries to find a way out of having to piss. They don’t write jokes like this anymore.

  2. That was me this morning (with 6 pillows instead of 2), on a cold Sunday, and then realising that I too had to get up for church. I also cursed the week not being an extra hour longer.

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