“For your free brochure, send five dollars to Dimoxinil, four-eighty-five Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.” – TV Announcer The above is one of those dense, layers thick jokes that most shows can’t pull off even once but that The Simpsons tossed around with abandon. Not only are they demanding payment for a free brochure, they’re doing so from an address that is appropriately stupid for those kinds of woo. That it’s in Utah, one of those weirdo states where fellatio is still illegal, just makes it better. There are more jokes in that one line than there are in entire…
Day: January 2, 2011
Quote of the Day
“Well Homer, you seem to be a trencherman, what should we serve?” – Sideshow Bob “Well, you can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup!” – Homer Simpson