“Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday school today?” – Marge Simpson
“The answers to deep, theological questions.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, among other things, apes can’t get into heaven.” – Bart Simpson
“What? Those cute little monkeys? That’s terrible, who told you that?” – Homer Simpson
“Our teacher.” – Bart Simpson
“I can understand how they wouldn’t let in those wild, jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us, who roller skate and smoke cigars?” – Homer Simpson
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
When will we get another bloodsplattered promo?
There won’t be another until another episode is set to air.
I mean for tonights episode?
There should be a preview along in a little while. There wasn’t one last week because FOX didn’t release a promo image, but they did for this week. Dave’s on the job.
YAY can’t wait :D