Reading Digest: Excellently Unorthodox Usage Edition

“Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, you mean Krusty the Klown?” – Bart Simpson “He’s sort of a hero of yours isn’t he?” – Homer Simpson “Are you kidding?  He’s my idol.  I base my whole life on Krusty’s teachings.” – Bart Simpson Usually when I link something here and refer to it as “usage”, it’s someone who invokes a Simpsons character in a newspaper article or blog post, or quotes the show to help illustrate a point.  That’s all fine and well and good, and I do it myself all the time, but…

Quote of the Day

“Marge, you’ll never guess what, my whole class is here!  They’re going to observe the human peep show that is our lives.” – Homer Simpson