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Colored Chalk

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“Uh-oh, two Independent Thought Alarms in one day.  The students are over stimulated.  Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.” – Principal Skinner
“I warned you!  Didn’t I warn you?  That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!” – Groundskeeper Willie

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