“I’ve discovered that the rejuvenating effect people feel is actually a mild form of poisoning, no doubt a result of the unsanitary conditions in Grampa Simpson’s bathtub. Nonetheless . . .” – Dr. Hibbert The Oscars aren’t good for much, but they did buy us a week off from Zombie Simpsons. Sadly, that week is now over. I didn’t see a promo image at Simpsons Channel, so we’ll have to let the text do the talking: After a field trip to the desert, Lisa discovers that the desert water mysteriously makes typically combative creatures get along, so she brings some…
Day: March 6, 2011
Quote of the Day
“Hey mom, these paintings are good. While I know first hand how fragile young talent is, I’d love to hear the particulars of how your gift was squashed.” – Lisa Simpson [Note: I originally set this for 8pm instead of 8am. Whoops.]