Reading Digest: DDoS Edition

“I’ve got to get out of here . . . calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.” – Ms. Hoover WordPress suffered a rather large DDoS attack this week which I hadn’t even noticed until I went through the WordPress tags for “The Simpsons” and “Simpsons” looking for interesting links.  The number of posts with those two tags was about a fifth of what it usually is, and there are gaps of whole days, so I’m betting that got screwed up.  As a result, there’s a much shorter than usual Reading Digest this week.  But…

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I want you to meet my new special lady.  Say hello to Starla.” – Kirk van Houten “Can I have the key to the car, lover?  I feel like changing wigs.” – Starla