Meta and Morbid

“The guy’s so high he doesn’t even know that’s Dave!” – Homer Simpson “Homer?  Homer?” – Bobby Mindich “Homer’s not here, man.” – Homer Simpson “Okay, very good.” – Bobby Mindich No sooner do we poke fun at Zombie Simpsons for its complete reliance on jamming the same few characters into any situation than they have Chong audition every third person in Springfield to replace Cheech.  There are about five hundred different things they could’ve done there: they could’ve invented new acts, pulled some other old ones out of retirement, created thinly veiled jabs at comedians who’ve long since faded…

Quote of the Day

“She’s locked in the car and refuses to move.” – Eddie “Did you flash your lights?” – Chief Wiggum “Yes.” – Lou “Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.” – Chief Wiggum