Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes5

“This chair is two thousand dollars.  We could buy a whole living room set for that.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, there’s an empty spot I’ve always had inside me.  I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends.  I think this chair is the answer.” – Homer Simpson

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  1. I especially enjoy the vibrating sperm ending XD

    I hope that ZS don’t even think about bringing Herb back…I’m sure Danny DeVito wouldn’t want to be involved in such an abomination anyways.

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