Dave fled the country and I don’t know how to do blood splatters in Photoshop, so juvenile taunting will have to suffice.
Roughly a year after everyone stopped caring about it, and right as the original participants ride out the last few seconds of their fifteen minutes, Zombie Simpsons has gotten around to Jersey Shore. Simpsons Channel:
Fat Tony and Selma, Marge’s painfully blunt sister, fall in love and get married after a whirlwind courtship. Marge has her reservations about the couple’s marriage after Selma begins to prioritize her looks and ritzy new lifestyle over her family, so Fat Tony invites Homer and Marge to a weekend getaway at the Jersey Shore. Meanwhile, Bart discovers a special talent that allows him to detect the location of truffles by smell, and Lisa jumps at the chance to capitalize on the rare culinary treasures.
Oh sure, the description sounds dull and boring, but you know damn well Zombie Simpsons will find a way to make it even less entertaining than you currently think it’ll be. I’d also like to point out that the promo image was clearly done by someone who lives on the West Coast. In New Jersey, the sun rises over the ocean, and none of those people look like they get up at dawn.
What happened to the blood splatter?
Jersey Shore is worse than Blood.
You can pretend the “You suck at topicality” was written in blood.
That promo pic is so bad I think it gave me cancer.
My eyes have been soiled!!!
The first NOT fat tony episode I see here and jersey shore sucks BIG TIME!
My guess is this episode’s gonna top the bucket of suck so much it would be too good to waste blood splatter on its promo. Next time you can alternately draw a mustache on Homer or something.
The whole Fit Tony cop-out from earlier in the season is the ONLY reason how the ending of this episode made any lick of sense, of which there was very little.
Just watched it and… typical Zombie. Starts off randomly, ends randomly, and the b-plot makes as much sense as a person sniffing truffles can. To recap:
Pros: fapable sexy Selma.
Cons: the rest.
I only saw a minute of it before my local Fox station cut to the breaking news that Bin Laden died. I’ll assume I didn’t miss much.
So are the Jersey Shorites going to be playing themselves? Because that would be a new low.
It sounds about as interesting as the one where they go to Florida. Which I haven’t seen because it sounded so dull.
I wasn’t going to watch it but then I read you people’s comments.