“Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?” – Waiter “You bet! From now on, she’s smoking for two.” – Troy McClure Once upon a time, Selma married a famous guy for all the wrong reasons and it didn’t work out. Fifteen years later, Zombie Simpsons decided they hadn’t regurgitated that plot line recently, and did it again. I am speaking, of course, of “A Fish Called Selma” and “The Real Housewives of Fat Tony”. There are three specific scenes I want to compare: 1.) Meeting Mr. Wrong at the DMV 2.) Getting Hitched 3.) The Big Reveal (wherein it is revealed that this marriage…
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Crazy Noises: The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
“Is Bart home?” – Milhouse van Houten “Just taking Maggie for a stroll.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “I guess I am putting up the Halloween-y decorations a little early. Criticism accepted.” – Ned Flanders In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and laziest analysis of Zombie Simpsons, we’re keeping up our Crazy Noises series for Season 22. Since a podcast is so 2004, and video would require a flag, a fern and some folding chairs from the garage, we’ve elected to use the technology that brought the word “emoticon” to the masses: the chatroom. Star Trek image…
Washed Up on the Jersey Shore
“Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature’s uncivilized look, it’s foul language and, most of all, it’s indescribable stench. A popular supermarket tabloid has offered a reward of five thousand dollars to anyone who brings in the creature alive. Actually, we’ll have more on this story as soon as it develops. We now return you to the President’s address, already in progress.” – TV News Guy There’s an undeniable irony to watching Zombie Simpsons lob weak and spongy jokes at vacuous and appearance obsessed people who have an unjustifiably high opinion of…
Sunday Preview: The Real Housewives Of Fat Tony
Dave fled the country and I don’t know how to do blood splatters in Photoshop, so juvenile taunting will have to suffice. Roughly a year after everyone stopped caring about it, and right as the original participants ride out the last few seconds of their fifteen minutes, Zombie Simpsons has gotten around to Jersey Shore. Simpsons Channel: Fat Tony and Selma, Marge’s painfully blunt sister, fall in love and get married after a whirlwind courtship. Marge has her reservations about the couple’s marriage after Selma begins to prioritize her looks and ritzy new lifestyle over her family, so Fat Tony…