Crazy Noises: 500 Keys

“What’s that weird key for?” – Bart Simpson “That’s Daddy’s magic key.  It opens every door in town.” – Ralph Wiggum In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and laziest analysis of Zombie Simpsons, we’re keeping up our Crazy Noises series for Season 22.  Since a podcast is so 2004, and video would require a flag, a fern and some folding chairs from the garage, we’ve elected to use the technology that brought the word “emoticon” to the masses: the chatroom.  Star Trek image macros are strictly forbidden, unless you have a really good reason why Captain…