“It was all a dream.” – Mr. Smithers “That’s right, the year is 1965 and you and I are undercover detectives on the hot rod circuit. Now, let’s burn rubber, baby!” – C.M. Burns “Speedway Squad! In color!!” – Dream TV Announcer
Tag: Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
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“Wait, that was all a dream. Hey, then maybe I haven’t become a hideous drunken wreck . . . oh.” – Mr. Smithers
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“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns “Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!
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“Slow down! Sidewalk’s for regular walkin’. Not for fancy walkin’.” – Jasper
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“Mr. Burns! What have I done?” – Mr. Smithers
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“I had an idea, Chief. Why don’t we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?” – Eddie “Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?” – Chief Wiggum “I’ll drive.” – Eddie
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“Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.” – Kent Brockman Happy 20th Anniversary to “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)”! Original airdate: 17 September 1995.
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“At the town meeting he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central. I made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual.” – Melvin van Horn Have fun replacing Jon Stewart, Viacom.
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“And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?” – Kent Brockman Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
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“Pull, Duchess, pull!” – Groundskeeper Willie “Um, what town did we just crush?” – Krusty the Klown “Shelbyville.” – Principal Skinner “Yay!” – Hotheads
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“Officer, you have arrested an innocent man!” – Sideshow Mel “Really? Aw, jeez, alright, Colossus, you’re free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.” – Chief Wiggum “But all my stuff is there!” – Dr. Colossus
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“You accuse me of everything around here! Who put slippers in the dishwasher? Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Now where’s my hat? I’m going to the outhouse.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “We don’t have an outhouse.” – Lisa Simpson “My tool shed!” – Homer Simpson
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“Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them was important.” – Kent Brockman
Even the Pet Sematary Couldn’t Bring Back Zombie Simpsons
“The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.” – Lunchlady Doris The first sad news out of Comic-Con was that there was going to be a Christmas 2011 episode, which implied a full Season 23. This was made official in a link e-mailed to us by reader Landry H: The cast are signed through season 23, the creators see no end in sight as long as people keep watching. Drag. (And nevermind that “people” is a fairly loose term given the unstoppable slide in the show’s ratings.) On the plus…
Synergy Can’t Go Along With This
“He crossed that line between everyday villainy, and cartoonish super-villainy.” – Waylon Smithers Up until this week, IGN had been doing a bang up job of sucking up to its paymaster. But the reeking desperation and overwhelming obviousness of making the season finale an American Idol commercial was too much, even for them. FOX let IGN down, man, now they don’t believe in nothin’ no more. IGN’s going to law school! As always, I’ve edited out the synergy. As a conclusion to one of the best worst seasons of The Simpsons Zombie Simpsons in the last few years, the series…
Crazy Noises: Stealing First Base
“Now, let’s discuss the, um, moe-tive” – Chief Wiggum In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “gripe”). Sometimes a Zombie Simpsons episode is so sloppy and meandering, so devoid of humor, that it’s nigh impossible…
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“Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.” – C. Montgomery Burns
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“Oh, you’re the bee’s knees baby. I missed you bad.” – Abraham Simpson “Were you talking to me, Grampa?” – Marge Simpson “Umm… yes?” – Abraham Simpson “Eww…” – Marge Simpson
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Image used under CreativeCommons license from Flicker user jmiguel.rodriguez. “You never know what you’re capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson