“Show some respect, man.  That no talent created Itchy & Scratchy.” – Bart Simpson
“He didn’t create Itchy, I did.” – Chester Lampwick
“Huh?” – Bart Simpson
“He stole the character from me in 1928.  When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office and dropped an anvil on me.  Luckily, I was carrying an umbrella at the time.” – Chester Lampwick