“A Milhouse Divided” Spews Truth

“As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about divorce lately, and I think your mom might not be happy with me.” – Homer Simpson “You’ve done a lot of crazy stuff over the years, and she stood by you.  Why would she leave you now?” – Lisa Simpson “Cause there’s lots of stuff she doesn’t know about.” – Homer Simpson “You mean like your poker shack out in the swamp?” – Lisa Simpson “Mmm-Hmm.” – Homer Simpson “She knows.” – Lisa Simpson I’ve been listening to a few of these older commentaries and, though I’m sure I’ll be…

Quote of the Day

“Hey everybody, if you look real close, you can kinda make ’em out.” – Bart Simpson “Hey, yeah.  Yeah!  I think I can.” – Homer Simpson “I think this is sick, you’re staring at a dot.” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday Sam Simon!