Quote of the Day

Secrets of a Successful Marriage4

“Besides, every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.  Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?” – Homer Simpson
“That’s because you were drunk!” – Marge Simpson
“And how.” – Homer Simpson

Discover more from Dead Homer Society

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading