Reading Digest: Getting Off the Planet of the Apes Edition

“I love you, Dr. Zaius!” – Troy McClure Today, Hollywood’s second attempt to reboot a 1960s sci-fi franchise that (except for the first one) wasn’t that good in the first place opens in theaters nationwide.  This has prompted everyone and their mother to mention and post links to Troy McClure and “Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!”.  I’ve winnowed it down to just a couple of links below, including two different bootleg videos of the multi-million dollar musical in question.  I hope they invited Jeff Goldblum to the premier.  On top of that, we’ve got…

Quote of the Day

“Besides, every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.  Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?” – Homer Simpson “That’s because you were drunk!” – Marge Simpson “And how.” – Homer Simpson