Reading Digest: Pre-Halloween Creepiness Edition

“Actually, Mr. Simpson, they do know a great deal about the process of mummification.  First they pulled the brain out through the nose with an iron hook, and stuffed the insides with sawdust and onions.” – Mr. Bergstrom “Eww, gross.” – Lisa Simpson “Ooh, pretty creepy.  Still, I’d rather have him chasing me than the wolfman.” – Homer Simpson We’ve got two pre-Halloween links to rather disturbing images this week.  One is directly from the show, the other is what even I assume is an un-licensed advertisement for products which are themselves creepy.  There’s also a couple of fan made…

Quote of the Day

“Marge, it’ll cost eighty-five hundred dollars.  We only have five hundred in the bank and that leaves . . . eighty hundred we need.” – Homer Simpson