Crazy Noises: The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

“Ladies and gentlemen, the clown show has been put on hiatus for retooling.” – TV Announcer As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another.  More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter for this, but that’s got graphics and short links and little windows that pop up when you put your cursor over things.  The only kind of on-line communications we like are the kind that could once…

Quote of the Day

“Chief Wiggum, you’ve been around.  You don’t trust Sideshow Bob, do you?” – Bart Simpson “Aw, lighten up, son, if he was gonna commit a crime, would he have invited the number one cop in town?  Now, where did I put my gun?  Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake.” – Chief Wiggum