Crazy Noises: Holidays of Future Passed

“Hey, I remember you.  Mayor Quimby, right?” – Lisa Simpson “I, uh, er, ah, no.  Look at this license: Mohammed Jafar.” – Mohammed Jafar As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another.  More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter for this, but that’s got graphics and short links and little windows that pop up when you put your cursor over things.  The only kind of on-line communications…

Quote of the Day

“And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high and lost control of its servo-guidance mechanism, leaving us with some . . . six hours to live.” – Kent Brockman