First Google Image result for “warped Africa map”, shamelessly yoinked from here.
“Don’t worry, Stampy, I won’t let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer. You and I are gonna run away together. We’ll keep to the back roads and make our way south. Then, if I know my geography, it’s just twelve miles to Africa.” – Bart Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
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Bart had an elephant? that got completely erased of my memory, need to rewatch that episode.
Thanks for the reminder.