“Now I finally have time to do what I’ve always wanted, write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it, ‘Billy and the Cloneasaurus”. – Seymour Skinner “Oh, you have got be kidding, sir. First, you think of an idea that has already been done, and then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like! Didn’t you think this through?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon If I wasn’t so inured to the relentless mediocrity of Zombie Simpsons, I might find an episode like “The…
Day: January 16, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life, this court fines you three million dollars.” – Judge Snyder “Smithers, my wallet’s in my right, front pocket . . . Oh, and I’ll take that statue of Justice too.” – C.M. Burns “Sold!” – Judge Snyder