“Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life, this court fines you three million dollars.” – Judge Snyder
“Smithers, my wallet’s in my right, front pocket . . . Oh, and I’ll take that statue of Justice too.” – C.M. Burns
“Sold!” – Judge Snyder
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It’s the Statue of Justice/”Sold!” that’s really the icing on the cake. Doesn’t really win in the “subtlety” category, but it’s worth it.