Reading Digest: Worth $10 Edition

Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “So, Bart, what did you learn in karate school today?” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, come on, boy, this better be worth my ten bucks!” – Homer Simpson A port of the old Simpsons arcade game came out for Xbox and PS3 this week and there were a metric ton of reviews, many of which are linked below.  I haven’t played it, but most of the reviews I saw said that the nostalgia factor couldn’t overcome the inherent button mashing repetitiveness of a game where the only commands are jump and attack. A couple of the…

Quote of the Day

“Man, if this is happening here, I hate to think what’s happening at Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land.” – Professor Frink “Hello?  Itchy and Scratchy Land open for business!  Who are you to resist it, huh?  Come on, my last paycheck bounced!  My children need wine!” – French Ticket Guy