Old Dogs, Old Tricks

“I suggest you leave immediately.” – C.M. Burns “Or what?  You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?  Well, go ahead.  Do your worst! . . . He locked the door!” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons frequently repeats things from The Simpsons, but every once and a while they come up with a perfect confluence of failure, where all of the show’s many flaws combine into a single, memorable scene.  The most recent one I can think of came last year, when they tossed…

Quote of the Day

“Oh, no!  Mr. Burns!  We’ve got to get a doctor!” – Mr. Smithers “Absolutely not!  No quack sawbones is going to apply his leeches to me!” – C.M. Burns