“Mom, this is a little ahead of schedule, but I need help with my love life.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, my special little guy has a sweetheart.” – Marge Simpson “I knew it! Alright Bart, who’s your girlfriend?” – Lisa Simpson “Mrs. Krabappel.” – Bart Simpson In what I assume was an unintentional irony, early in “Beware My Cheating Bart”, the writers had Bart say, “Doesn’t anyone realize I’m only ten years old?”. The episode certainly didn’t, and it managed to be worse than most “Bart gets a girlfriend” stories to boot. Bart seems to vacillate between being an experienced…
Day: April 16, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?” – IRS Agent “No, sir. I’m really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it.” – Homer Simpson