Quote of the Day

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“Is it done yet?  Is it done yet?” – Homer Simpson
“Your meatloaf will be ready in eight seconds, Homer.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!  Isn’t there anything faster than a microwave?” – Homer Simpson

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. *shudders* Does anyone actually *cook* in a microwave? Ever? I mean, other than maybe bacon (ruining it in the process).

    1. I find sticking the bacon between two paper towels to be great when I cook bacon in the microwave. Not as messy either.

    1. Thanks, I’m not the only one. Put the bacon in the frying pan for heaven’s sake, it’ll taste the way bacon should in a few minutes.

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