“Is it done yet? Is it done yet?” – Homer Simpson
“Your meatloaf will be ready in eight seconds, Homer.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh! Isn’t there anything faster than a microwave?” – Homer Simpson
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
*shudders* Does anyone actually *cook* in a microwave? Ever? I mean, other than maybe bacon (ruining it in the process).
I find sticking the bacon between two paper towels to be great when I cook bacon in the microwave. Not as messy either.
Unfortunately, yeah. If you’re hungry as fuck and you want something fast, yeah.
I would not cook bacon in a microwave! Eew.
Thanks, I’m not the only one. Put the bacon in the frying pan for heaven’s sake, it’ll taste the way bacon should in a few minutes.