“Excuse me, we’re having a problem with our dog.” – Marge Simpson
“Lady, I’ll tell you what I’m telling everyone else. I’m sorry if your dog went blind, but your gripe is with Hartz Mountain, not with me.” – Pet Store Guy
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Hmm…let me try a canine-human mind meld. It’s an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me and three other clerks at this store.
OK, I’m getting something now. Hmm. OK, you will die a terrible, terrible death.
Oh yeah, I love the pet store clerk (https://deadhomersociety.wordpress.com/2010/01/19/quote-of-the-day-358/). I love the way he lets out little barks as he’s telling Marge what to buy. Fantastic read by Azaria.
Heh. If you click back and forth between links, it’s almost like a flipbook.
This show always had the best store clerks. Raphael (aka “Sarcastic clerk with a thousand jobs”) is my favorite.. probably my favorite character on the show period.
My quote of the day: “Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”