Quote of the Day

Bart Sells His Soul6

“Everybody is going to family restaurants these days.  Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.” – Moe
“You ain’t thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?” – Carl
“Ah, maybe I am.” – Moe
“Oh but, Moe, the dank!  The dank!” – Carl

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Moe: Oh, boy! The deep fryer’s here. Heh heh, I got it used from the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in forty seconds.
    Homer: Forty seconds? But I want it now!

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