Quote of the Day

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“Aunt Selma, do you think you’ll ever get married?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, I don’t know.  Why?  You know somebody?” – Selma Bouvier
“No.  And since I’m sure that you’d only resent the pity of an eight-year-old niece, I’ll simply hope that you’re one of the statistically insignificant number of forty-year-old single women who ever find their fair prince.” – Lisa Simpson

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Well, I want to have a baby before it’s too late. You’re looking at a free lunch,
    boys. Come and get it. Grrrr

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