9 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. (Homer opens beer in bed in the dark) Marge: “What was that?”… Homer: “I said.. pssst I love you”

  2. Marge: Homer, do you ever drink alone?
    Homer: Does the Lord count as a person?

  3. Do you need a beer to fall asleep?

    1. Homer: Thank you, that’d be nice.
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      I personally like the comeback from the latinamerican dubbed version better (Oh, what a great idea!)

    1. We had a schedule conflict, so Compare & Contrast went today and Crazy Noises will go tomorrow.

  4. When I was 17, I had my very first beer… I had my very first beer that I purchased with a fake ID… my name was Bryan McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen.. when I was 17.

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