“I can’t think of a better place to spend a balmy summer’s night than the old ball yard. There’s just the green grass of the outfield, the crushed brick of the infield, and the white chalk lines that divide the man from the little boy.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, honey, you’re forgetting the beer. It comes in seventy-two ounce tubs here.” – Homer Simpson Good morning and welcome to the sixth Simpsons-Beer Marathon. Today we’re doing Season 2. As with previous efforts, I will make use of the pause and reverse buttons to get a quote right or take a…
Day: May 26, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Good evening, here’s an update on last week’s nursing home expose ‘Geezer’s in Freezers’. It turns out the rest home was adequately heated, the footage you saw was of a fur storage facility. We’ve also been told to apologize for using the term ‘geezers’. Now, coming up next, the case of the cantankerous old geezer.” – Kent Brockman