“Hey, Homer, you busy?” – Lenny “Yes.” – Homer Simpson I used to do these with more preparation, but it’s… READ MORE
“Listen, rummy, I’m going to say it plain and simple: where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking… READ MORE
“I just got a bunch of fruity Easter eggs.” – Kearney “Eww, another liver transplant!” – Dolph “Oh, no, not… READ MORE
“Anyway, get ready beer belly, we’re gonna show Springfield what we’re made of!” – Homer Simpson Good morning and welcome… READ MORE
“We used to have a bus. In a way, the Sixties ended the day we sold it, December 31st, 1969.”… READ MORE
“I can’t think of a better place to spend a balmy summer’s night than the old ball yard. There’s just… READ MORE
“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.” – Homer Simpson Good morning and welcome to a special, unannounced, Simpsons Day Beer-Simpsons… READ MORE
“Marge, I’ve figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.” –… READ MORE
“Do you ever drink to escape from reality?” – Marge Simpson Ladies and gentlemen, we made it. Season 22 is… READ MORE
“Well, well, look who it is. Mister ‘I don’t need alcohol to enjoy life’.” – Moe Good morning everyone and… READ MORE
“It’s my dad, lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV. I’ve never seen him like… READ MORE
“Asleep at the switch! I wasn’t asleep, I was drunk!” – Homer Simpson Counting last night’s, there’s been a new… READ MORE
“I didn’t vote, voting’s for geeks.” – Nelson Muntz You’ve got a little less than a day and a half… READ MORE
“My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you, your beer is like swill to us. Do I… READ MORE
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