“Hi, everybody.  Now, tell Dr. Nick, where is the trouble.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
“I’m edgy, I got ants in my pants, I’m discombobulated!  Get me a calmative!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Slow down, sir, you’re going to give yourself skin failure!  Okay, now, the symptoms you describe point to ‘bonus eruptus’, it’s a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body.” – Dr. Nick Riviera